I salute you, Mr. Wears-basketball-shorts-over-cyclings-shorts guy.
You have found a way to get the full utility out of your chamios, without looking like a nerd (

).
Now, when people see you on the road, they say, "wow, that guy must have an ass of steel to withstand such a solid saddle, without adequate padding on his posterior".
Little do they know that under that loose fitting nylon lies a $179 chamios, and about a liter of butt'r lube.
So what if members of the cycling community think you are a ****? You look good to to other 99.99% of the population, and that's what really matters. (The toe clips don't hurt none either).
[note, speaking of pain in the ass, I think somebody should write a salute to SinCityCycler]