Old Cyclist: Relax, all right? Don't try to make everyone use the same pedals. One type of pedals are boring! Besides that, they're fascist. Try some different types of pedals - it's more democratic.
One kind of pedal Boy: What's this guy know about pedals? If he's so good how come he's never been in the TdF? If he's so good how come chicks want me instead of him?
Old Cyclist: Oh, hey, and another thing, Meat. You don't know crap about cycling, all right? If you wanna get along on group rides, you'll listen to me. Chicks only want you so they can boss you around, got it? So relax and let people ride what they wanna ride! Let's have some fun out here! Riding a bike's fun, OK? Fun, damnit. And don't grip the handlebars so tight, OK? It's an egg. Hold it like an egg.
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If someone tells you that you have enough bicycles and you don't need any more, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.
Last edited by gugie; 06-08-15 at 05:27 PM.
Reason: grammar fix, as usual