I'm currently reading this thread using a desktop computer that I'm told has an evil operating system, and I'm using the web browser, which comes to life when I press an icon on the toolbar.

The computer runs because of something called *software", which is a magical dust that the IT department sprinkles onto our computers at night when we're asleep.

I like bikes with drop bars much more than bikes without drop bars. Unless I'm riding in the woods or on dirt, then my bike has a basically flat bar. Is my answer okay?