Gotta go with teiaperigosa on that one dude. Why was it necessary to describe your foiled bike thief in terms of race, or age for that matter? I guess "fat drunk phrat boy" isn't much better in that it denigrates fat people, drunk people, phrat people and boy people. But then again there's not really a long and storied history of descrimination against and oppression of fat drunk phrat boys. Black folks tend to be a little more sensitive to things like that you know, so ya just might want to be a little more aware of your word choice in the future is all.
Oh, and I think all you mofos who ride fixed are crazy and a menace to society and whatever, but it's cool that you do it anyway.