Is Diamond my girlfriend's real name?

American Ninja would be more realistic if fans got to hurl throwing stars at the competitors.

Yes, I would be in favor of sanctions against any state that would vote Arnold Schwarzenegger or Jesse Ventura as governor.

No, I still don't know why Kim Kardashian is famous.

How did my wife get gonorrhea from a tractor?

Soccer. What's the point?

Yes, I can believe it's not butter.