A party from Toledo wanted me to meet him 1/2 way to sell a $10 set of handlebars. Give me a break, 60 mile round trip is half way, no thanks.
Buyer: "interested in your mustache handlebars. i live in toledo but can meet somewhere between here and detroit. please let me know, thanks."
Me: "Thanks, but I am not in the delivery business."
Buyer: "And I'm not in the "buying things from unnecessarily sarcastic people" business."