Rudi, I totally agree with you. My wife also got me some of that Porch Rocker...I ended up saving it for my dad...as he doesn't like IPA, and I didn't like it at all.
Have a good and safe night!!!
My wife bought two beers. One is a Sam Adams summer ale, wheat with grains of paradise. The other is called porch rocker. The first one is a sweet wheat beer and tastes like... uh... a sweet wheat beer. The other tastes like some kind of canned fruit with stale beer added. I had one of each. I'm not enjoying any beer today.
Eff wheat beer! Sam Adams makes some fine beers. They also make this.
No doubt Sam was a great patriot and would be proud to see his name on the outside of the bottle. As for what's inside, well... let's leave it there, shall we?