Originally Posted by UnfilteredDregs

So much for my ride today...About five minutes prior to my departure Father In Law, 93, decided to do something he shouldn't, of course against repeated advise not to, and he managed to lose his balance and lacerate his forearm.

It was an episode of Archie & Meathead go to the ER.

32 stitches. Capo dost. Testa dura.