I'd never try outrunning a ticket in car. On a road bike from a standing dude with a radar? Probably. Though the photo-op would be worth the cost of the citation. As far as chase Madones with red and blue strobes goes, naaah, expect something like a 29er mountain bike with knobbies, panniers, and 9 low gears. Stay on the pavement, and Sur La Plaque. See Rule
#10 .