Squashednuts

The worst thing that happened to me this week wasn't while I was cycling

I keep me bike & bike shoes in the garage.
My 14 year Border Collie also sleeps in the garage as his bladder control isn't what it once was.
He had a bout of diahorrhea which I duly cleaned up.

I was all ready for a nice ride & put my shoe on. The was an unusual wetness in my right shoe & when I took it off there was a foul, wet smelly deposit.