we've all had our share of run-ins with cops. anyone who says "all cops are dicks", is just wrong. they're just people, and while there might be a higher ratio of as$holes to nice guys, pre-judging them is stupid. and if you think there aren't some serious ******lips (thanks shants) on bikes, think again.

sentinel's right: with that attitude, if you ever want some help from the police, you'd better ask nicely...