Most of my riding is commuting to work. So my typical routine is to put on my commuting clothes, load my pannier with work clothes and some toiletries, put pannier on bike rack, put water bottle in bottle holder, then go ride to work.
At work, take shower, change to work clothes.
After work, change back to commuting clothes. Ride home.
Upon arrival at home (always after a climb), collapse in a puddle on the floor. Then, peel self off floor and stretch. Shower. Eat dinner.