Originally Posted by stegosaupus
I ran into an old classmate from high school
I notice you didn't call her a friend - probably for good reason. Don't worry about it. I'd come up with some crazy excuse for you losing your driver's license, just to shut them up. Try this from Me, Myself and Irene:
You: They took my license away because I'm on medication. I have to take a pill every six hours or I feel... funny.
Cager: What are the pills for?
You: Advanced delusionary schizophrenia with involuntary narcissistic rage. No big deal.