Originally Posted by veganbikes

I wrote this little rap ditty. Some people have likened me to the Notorious Big or the Snoopy Dog Doggy or Puff Diddys so if you have enjoyed their rap ditties you will be at home here:

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Fix-E Swag Yolo yolo yolo yolo
Fix-E Swag Yolo yolo yolo yolo


I gots no brakes cause imma don’t need ‘em
drop handlebars cause imma gotta speed ‘em
Aerospokes cause ya knows I’m dope
got more fixie swag than catholic on the pope
I am the fixie maign got all that swagger
Aero-spoke cut through like a dagger
Bigshot, Thruster I owns ‘em all
going so fast I almost hit da wawl
you don’t understand cause geared bikes suck
riding my fixie like I gives a f*ck
Scrod don’t know nuthin’ bout dem bikes
I got dat fixie swag he can take a hike


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I boughts my bike straight from the online
buyin in a store is for suckers who ain’t tryin’
trust me dem bike stores is crooks
my bike be fine fixie swag off the hook
“sir your bars aren’t on right”
look maign my fixie swag is tight
you just be hatin cause I gots it all
sweet azz thruster cause I likes to ball
check the sticker in the front ya you know it’s legit
swagger ass bike and you know it don’t quit
paint my chain gold so it look real nice
never oil it up cause it be too much price


Got dat Fix-E Swag Yolo yolo yolo yolo
Fix-E Swag Yolo yolo yolo yolo



Any references to anyone living or dead is purely coincidence and is not a legal contract hereforth or hitherto. Enjoy : )