Robert Schlatte, thanks; I can get one on sale for $300! ::faints dramatically::

Nightdiver, the nearest dealer is at the other end of the state, so shipping would still be a thing.

fietsbob, I saw the City, it's pretty cool. It's also 497 Euros, which translates to $2,576. I think, math isn't my thing.

I sense a theme here; bike trailers are expensive. Looks like a used baby jogger is the way to go; just jigger up an arm thingy with an attachment doohickey and off I go!

Thanks so much for your help, guys, I really appreciate it. Happy riding!