Personally, as a responsible dog owner, I look hard to make sure everything is normal, purely health related you see.
Not buying it?
Ok, fine. I am looking for undigested table scraps from last nights dinner that are suitable for mid-walk snacks.
BTW, concerning a passing cyclist - if she's good looking it would be just plain wrong to look away...I make eye contact, put on a warm smile and maybe even offer her a snack!
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