This little number outside the store on my way home this evening. JA teenie bars, saddle pointed at the ground, only front wheel locked to the bar. At least it isn't a quick release:



I feel like this JA store around the corner is the root of this:
Phixx 606 Cycles - Bike Repair/Maintenance - Irving Park - Chicago, IL - Reviews - Photos - Yelp

"Phixx 606". 606 as in Chicago's zip.