I am definitely of the bum on bike class. Did some group rides for awhile at local LBS and one day overheard somebody reference me as "the dude who wears ratty t-shirts"! (everyone else looks like a polyester sheenster). I ride my bikes so much that when people see me driving a car I can see the "you mean you did not lose your license" look in their eyes.

Who bathes every day on tours anyway?