Originally Posted by
canklecat
And shoes. Lots of shoes. Why doesn't the UFO teleporter beam work on shoes? It seems to work on most other clothing. And why do the shoes often get caught in utility wires? It's like the teleporter beam manages to get the abductee airborne, then, poof! The shoes fall off.
And underwear -- men's and women's, seem to see random pairs laying around quite a lot. Not sure if its from midnight hookups, or anytime accidental hershey squirts.