Got boxed in by double deckers this morning. A regular occurence by my standards but the rear one was riding a little close in my tail.

I decided to create a little more space so whilst looking over my shoulder I jammed the brakes and rocked forward making the bus driver jam his brakes. I tried falling back off the front bus a bit but the rear one just crept up again. I did this to him twice more but he just wouldn't learn to lay off for a moment.

All the people who were standing up on the lower deck were being thrown about and getting most upset. Maybe they'll learn to ride their fat carcases to work instead. Finally dumped the buses at a set of lights and after that it was plain sailing.