Originally Posted by
Arsenul
Everyone here just seems to assume I have money lying around.
Basic stems are pretty cheap. Used off Ebay, or maybe a bike shop has some used, or older cheap stems in the parts box behind the workbench.
If you tried retapping it, I wonder if there's an "English" (non metric) thread that's a bit bigger, but not as big as the next metric size, so less material get's removed. . If the pitch is about the same, maybe it would be good enough.