OP is also a sucker for slick advertising. Be wary of data presented by someone trying to sell you something.

I have a Specialized Toupe saddle which I like a lot because it's comfy, not because I'm worried about my junk falling off. In general I'm not a fan of vintage saddles because I don't like the look of many of them, but I do like my Turbo saddle and it looks good on my Merckx (IMO). Also if it was 100% about perfect comfort, we'd all be cruising on recumbents.