Thinking...

Once got hit by a car entering the street from a parking lot. She clipped my back end, damaged the rear rim, gave me a ride home and paid for the repair... no injury. That was maybe 1995.

Once broke my pedal while accelerating out of a corner on the MUP... body slam, minor scrapes.

Once broke my crank while accelerating out of my driveway... body slam, bruised ribs... helmet saved me from a head wound.

There must be a few more, but nothing serious in 30+ years of commuting.