Originally Posted by ostro

I've always had some quick questions in mind, now i have chance to ask them:

• If a stripper gets breast implants can she write it off on her taxes as a business expense?
• How do "do not walk on grass" signs get there?
• If there was a crumb on the table and you cut it in half, would you have two crumbs or two halves of a crumb?
• Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup?
• In that song, she'll be coming around the mountain, who is she?
and lastly
• Why do all superheroes wear spandex?