Originally Posted by DorkDisk

Tips:

1) Tell her how fat you will get if you dont ride. Two bikes makes you ride twice as much = twice as lean and mean.

2) Too late for you but it might help others: Start n+1 before marriage. Show her your house with a bike in every room. Every. Room. In fact, you dont even have a dining table to make room for bikes. Open that linen closet, BAM spare wheel on her head

3) Deny. What new bike? It was here before you! This works better if you already have n+1 to hide things between

4) Its for her. You ride it

5) Disobey