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Hypno Toad—Glad I made you laugh. That might be my entire positive contribution to humanity today.
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AlmostTrick—They Are doing it wrong. I am by far the Best pompous ass on the Internet, and I work ceaselessly to try to get others to raise their games so I have some competition. For the good of the species.
And hey ... I was the first poster in the thread to play the Surly pun card. That ought to earn me Something ...