By the way, I have an opportunity with Prince Owenko in Nigeria. Turns out he's trying to get his late father's fortune out of the country, but some corrupt ministers are blocking his bank access. He is looking for an honest American partner to help him bypass those corrupt officials, and he's noted that you have a good reputation. If you will send him your address, phone number, SS number, and bank account number, he will transfer no less than 10 million currencies to your account. The downside: you have to give him 9 million back. A great deal, right?

You should help him. I understand he's moving to Omaha to start a new life.

C'mon, Man!