I'd like to be a messenger again so that I could:

- make $5000 a month again to spend on bikes and parts.

- wear my awesome briko shades again.

- blow my loud whistle at people standing in the way.

- feel the adrenaline rush.

- coordinate bike thief chases over the com-radio

- bike 310 miles a week at work and then go for an easy 74 mile run on Sunday off just for fun.