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Old 11-30-15 | 11:48 AM
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Originally Posted by elcruxio
Soooo.... If a tent is a smarter choice (because of bugs etc), am I still an UL'er? Or if I feel that having a proper field kitchen, that allows for cooking a huge variety of stuff efficiently and fuel economically, instead of a pop can stove and a 700ml pot that is viable for proper cooking only theoretically?

In order to earn your UL merit badge you must sleep on bubble wrap under a garbage bag that doubles as your saddle bag.
You may only wear 1 pair of cycling shorts, even in winter, for the duration of the trip. You are also limited to 1 jersey, even in winter.
Rain gear may be used. It is recommended (hint hint) that you use only a garbage bag found on the route. You may chew holes in it for your arms and head.
(chewing is OK for this as you aren't UL if you carry a small knife)
Soap is not allowed. The smell that you build up over time is a signal to other UL merit badge holders that you are serious.
Camp kitchen may only be comprised of a Ti toothpick, no sporks or other utensils allowed.
Heat for a fire may only come from burning Everclear in a Ti dixie cup.
Starting the stove many only be done by rubbing found twigs together to generate heat and a flame.




Until the UL Advisory Board approves your application, you may only display the following merit badge on your kit:

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