Originally Posted by
TrojanHorse
What... is your quest?
To seek the Holy Grail.
What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
What do you mean? An African or European swallow?
Huh? I... I don't know that. Auuuuuuuugh.
How do know so much about swallows?
Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.
Four shalt thou not count,
Five is Right Out!
Once thou reaches the number three,
Being the number of the counting,
Thou shalt lobbest the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch at thine enemies,
Who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.
(n)amen.
One...
Two..
Five (three sir!) Three!
I once rescued
this awesome glow-in-the-dark t-shirt from the trash in the locker room at work (it had been abandoned long enough for the janitor to toss it in the trashcan as a last 24hr warning). My son borrowed it so often I said he could keep it.