dear ex:
you have made a terrible mistake.
go directly to tink's house.
do not pass go.
do not collect sparks.
he has plenty waiting there for you.
and smelly wet cotton too (which he will tell you is better than wool for some reason)
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putting the pi back in pirate!
It’s an upstanding member of the solar system
Apply the laws of earth and make it a victim
Of Proposition 187