Hey, it's Christmas. Stop being such a bunch of scrooges.

I got a KOM today (yeah, it was a bit windy too).

Besides, I don't think the OP's original question was really about Strava and where he places on it. It was more about what kind of riders are there in your area (at least that is what I think he was asking). Are they commuters, tourers, pro wannabes, old ex pros who can still smash everyone else etc etc? Strava being just a tool to see what other people who use Strava are doing.