there's a lot of that going around. the new microsoft outlook email system, any
recent microsoft product, my brokerage's new website, this grrrravel grrrrrinder....

all apparently designed by goateed, hemp-bag toting starbucks hipsters in order to
provide a new paradigm experience of synergistic allignment, organically empowering
the sustainably holistic predeluvial globalizationavistic sisterhood of spandex thru the
leveraged application of dystopic peptides....