Dude, chill the hell out. You started this thread poking the stick at me calling me the troll master with your personal attack. I had fun with it and responded in good fun crafting a silly narrative to the tune of your post/thread. So calm the hell down, and go ride your damn bike.

I once heard a vile expression that was something akin to "your autism is showing." I now understand why that expression was commonly in use before it became so repugnant. Take a deep breath. Don't poke fun at others and make veiled personal attacks if you have such thin skin or such limited social tools. It was all in fun (at least my side of it was). Stop taking yourself so damn seriously, and come down off your cross.