When it's January in South Dakota and the gentle breezes blow,
About 72 miles an hour and it's 52 below.
You can tell you're in South Dakota 'cause the snow is up to your gut,
You take a breath of fresh crisp air and your nostrils both freeze shut.
The weather here is wonderful so I guess I'll hang around,
I could never leave South Dakota; my feet are frozen to the ground.
-- Author Unkown