[SUB]When this bike showed up at my doorsteps I felt a surge of energy through my veins and muscles. Just touching the box alone was enough to have the ladies drool all over my shaved legs. Once removed from the box, the bike practically put itself together automatically and adjusted everything to my liking. On the first ride I easily broke the sound barrier. I was so fast that got me practically banned from any race all over the world and UCI had me under investigations for doping or something. As we speak I am having a hard time keeping the ladies away from clinging on to me and I can hardly participate in any race or ride without having a couple of hotties clamping onto my muscular and manly shaved legs. And the color matches my pro kit perfectly to every detail the white is a magical white and the red is the color of glory. Some nights I wake up just to make sure I haven't been dreaming of owning such beauty only to find it automatically tuning itself while I am sleeping at night. Recently I have noticed that I don't need to take Viagra anymore since this bike has been in my possession. If you live at or near my town please make sure not to buy this bike. No city is big enough to house two of these beasts.[/SUB]