Originally Posted by
Racer Ex
Work is unicorns and puppies. And hot cocoa. It's the tailwind of life. 98% of retired people wish they hadn't. If work is making you unhappy ask your doctor about Maladjustox from Phizer. Maladjustox has been shown to remove work place unhappiness in just two weeks. Why be unhappy? Ask your doctor if Maladjustox is right for you.
Let your doctor know if you're pregnant, have asthma, heart issues, or genitals. Maladjustox can cause internal bleeding and death. In rare cases death from Maladjustox may be resurrected only to die even more horribly the second time. Stop taking Maladjustox if you are dead, or in a Maladjustox induced coma. Tell your doctor if your insurance ran out...
LOL. The funny thing is, lots of retired people really do wish they hadn't. Fortunately I'm not one of them.
But we pensioners have so many expenses. A nice pair of alloy/carbon clinchers arrived from PlanetX this morning. Well, if you're going 11-speed you can't have just one wheel set for that bike, and even if you aren't racing you want something that carries a bit of speed, and, well, they were on sale...
Cold here, we finally have something resembling normal weather for the time of year. Looking out waiting for the sunshine to deal with the icy patches before getting out on the bike. Life could be worse. Must be the maladjustox kicking in.