I get it. I also play the ukulele and we all suffer from something we call UAS, which stands for Ukulele Acquisition Syndrome. Essentially, instead of actually PLAYING our instruments, we all spend a lot of time looking for new ukes to purchase and reasons to purchase them. It's a very unproductive habit with ukes and a very unproductive habit for cyclists, too.

Of course, this is all tongue in cheek, as I don't give a hoot how many bikes anybody owns -- as long as they only attempt to ride one at a time.