What is wrong with you people! The expression was "Can't tell sh*t from Shinola." Think about it. There are only five words there you need to grasp. Here's a clue: the quality of Shinola was so well-known, the name was synonymous with "the best."

I've made my feelings about Shinola clear upthread, but I can say that, today, three years on, they have softened a bit as Shinola have eased off the "made in Detroit" slogan and are now pumping "made in America," which is far more accurate. Still, it's the crass company ethos I dislike, and I am not a fan, even though their products are nice in many regards.

Detroit Bikes are the real deal. They're not as "shiny" as Shinola, but I think their authenticity and value makes up for it.