Originally Posted by
RubeRad
My favorite line: HAVE YOU SEEN MY THIGHS?!
Umm. Yes. Well, have you?
True story: Two weeks ago I was at the hospital medical imaging for my annual CT scan. From the waiting room, I was called to the reception/billing desk. After I passed, but still within earshot, one woman said to another, "Did you see the legs on that guy?"