My stable may look more ridiculous than anyone's in the light of this question. I've got:

2013 Kona Jake (disc brake commuter)
2015 Kona Jake the Snake (disc brake gravel/CX race bike)
2013 Kona Jake the Snake (cantilever brake singlespeed CX race bike)
2008 Kona Major Jake (cantilever brake CX race bike)

You may sense a theme here. I'm pretty sure I need a disc brake equipped singlespeed CX bike, maybe a Kona Private Jake.

But then I get wildly diverse...

2012 Ridley Excalibur (fancy plastic road bike)
2001 LeMond Buenos Aires with 5700-series 105 components (still nice road bike, but not so nice I won't ride it to work)
1984 Pinarello Gran Turismo with 4600-series Tiagra components (vintage road bike with modern components -- you see how that's different from the LeMond, right?)
1982 Trek 614 (vintage road bike with mostly vintage components)
2008 Surly Long Haul Trucker (touring bike, but unlike the Trek set up as and used as a touring bike)

...and now for something completely different...

2006 Kona Kula (mountain bike)