I just wanted to say I enjoyed this joke.

For me, cycling pants are just regular athletic shorts, kinda like basketball shorts, I have a rotation of 3 or 4 pairs. I have a locker and shower at work, so I shower at work instead of home and change into my casual work clothes (jeans&polo) after I'm showered. Jeans and sneakers stay at work (jeans come home to get washed occasionally), so most days I only have to bring fresh underwear, shirt, and socks.

For underwear usually just yesterday's tightie-whities, but I'm starting to switch over to boxer briefs, because the hem of the whities is just in the wrong place compared to the relatively sharp leather edges of my Selle Anatomico Titanico X. For long recreational rides, I have padded liners from nashbar that go under the same shorts.