Originally Posted by Stucky

Oh, I think that that is going to be my new favorite! (Was she cute?)

I can only imagine the mix-ups that could occur...

Makes me glad that I have a last name which is only shared by 6 people throughout the country! (Although, that could potentially work against one, too....as you can't say "No, it was some other _______ ___________________".)

O-K, one more:

Years ago, my sister hired a handyman. His name? George Bush.

A while after that, the brother of a close friend of mine gets into an accident with....George Bush.

I had a customer once, named Elizabeth Montgomery [Not the actress!]
I went to fifth-grade with Danny Aiello [Not the actor] (I always remember his little girlfriend getting mad at him once, and calling him "Fanny I-Smello"]