I mentioned in another thread a few days back that my track bike had been stolen. Today, I was riding my commuter to pick up my son and I saw a 14 year-old kid riding it. Completely different neighborhood from where it was stolen. I flagged him down, told him I didn't care where he got it, and gave him $100.

Skills I don't have -- riding the commuter with a two-year old in the child seat while ghost-riding a second bike home. I locked it up and came back later. Thanks for all the support, as usual.