Originally Posted by Carson Dyle

Could happen, but as with most bets, you're betting probabilities. One: What is the probability that this sixty-day midlife makeover happens? The OP would know the answer to that better than any of us. Two: What is the probability that an overweight guy who spends most evenings sitting on a bar stool will be able to complete that ride without putting in two months of hard work? Very very close to zero.