Originally Posted by 1989Pre

I'm thinking what everyone here is thinking: that it's a conspiracy! It is well-known that there are lots of "Easter Bunnies" and that each and every one of them, 6-foot tall though they are, will leap out at a passing cyclist and try to basically hug him to death as the victim tries to retain control of his vehicle.
I'm not saying your brother is in cahoots with the Easter Bunny Rebellion, freedom, but I would sniff his breath for Cadbury Creme Eggs when he comes over next Easter.