CAUTION!!: Several of my friends retired and IMMEDIATELY got a daughter complete with grandchildren BACK IN THE HOUSE! Sometimes just the grandchildren. Seldom just the daughter/son. But in the USA with the economy the way it is, this is becoming very common.

If I ever retire I will immediately sell the house, buy an RV, and put at least 5 states between myself and my relatives. I might even get a 900 phone number so every minute spent yakking on the phone costs the other party money that goes into my bank account.