Originally Posted by
Seattle Forrest
Don't mess with geese. I've seen them bite somebody and draw blood. He was drunk, and provoked the goose; it was having relations with another goose, and this moron decides it's time for a selfie "with nature."
I've also seen a Canada goose chase a rottweiler away from its goslings.
When I was growing up, a friend of mine had an uncle who kept geese to guard his property. They were far more vicious and aggressive than any guard dog.