Fishing for kickstarter ideas?

1. Maybe something similar to Tile? Ideally 3G/LTE enabled, concealed, coupled to an integral lock (such that it'll activate iff the bike is moved while locked).

2. Integral lock, inspired from framelocks. Locking the steerer might deter thieves as well as if not more than heavy and inconvenient U-locks.

3. Universal hitch. We have an extrawheel trailer and a follow-me tandem. Both attach to a modified rear skewer. Would be great if they, and other trailable accessories, could share similar brackets.