OP, my 2 cents for what it's worth, your post had a meaningless title, vague question, and lots of extra details that could be perceived to be try-hard bragging. The bored interneterati are going to have a bit of fun with this every time. I'm not saying it's your fault, just explaining how the internet works.

If you have a question, just ask it in a straightforward manner with all the relevant context and nothing more, and you'll get only sweetness and light.